1 00:01:52,485 --> 00:01:55,725 The village was a Bourbonnais village. 2 00:01:56,565 --> 00:02:03,645 As this discreet Bourbonnais had not carved out a nom de guerre in history, like Alsace or Lorraine, 3 00:02:03,885 --> 00:02:06,685 we were taken for example for Burgundy, 4 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:10,125 just as Pyrrhea was once taken for a man, 5 00:02:10,525 --> 00:02:13,285 and my aunt's pendants for those of my uncle. 6 00:02:13,685 --> 00:02:17,005 In short, the village had taken a hit in the pipe. 7 00:02:17,565 --> 00:02:19,645 To put it bluntly, and in black and white, 8 00:02:19,845 --> 00:02:23,205 there was nothing left in the village, nothing left. 9 00:02:23,525 --> 00:02:24,325 Or rather if,... 10 00:02:24,924 --> 00:02:26,924 There still remained, whatever it was worth, 11 00:02:26,924 --> 00:02:28,364 in the hamlet of Les Gourdiflots, 12 00:02:29,324 --> 00:02:33,044 two exotics, two fossils of the most beautiful water, 13 00:02:33,044 --> 00:02:34,524 two poor chtite creatures. 14 00:02:36,164 --> 00:02:38,324 The first of these latter of the Mohicans, 15 00:02:38,564 --> 00:02:42,444 of these dried, tanned fruits, candied in red wine, 16 00:02:42,444 --> 00:02:45,244 of these unusual ones from another time, 17 00:02:45,884 --> 00:02:50,044 rejected by the electronics and even the internal combustion engine, 18 00:02:50,724 --> 00:02:53,604 the first, therefore, of these two druids of the chopine, 19 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,884 was called Francis Ch�rasse, 20 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:57,684 said Le Bomb�, 21 00:02:58,044 --> 00:03:01,884 seeing as he was a tiny little hunchback on the edges and surroundings. 22 00:03:03,524 --> 00:03:05,924 The second was Claude Ratinier. 23 00:03:06,444 --> 00:03:08,484 Le Glaude, as he was called at home. 24 00:03:09,004 --> 00:03:10,404 Glaude with a G. 25 00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:13,884 No, I don't want it, I don't want it... 26 00:03:13,884 --> 00:03:14,964 It's just a fly... 27 00:03:14,964 --> 00:03:16,364 If you're afraid she'll get in your butt... 28 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:17,484 It's not for the fly... 29 00:03:17,884 --> 00:03:20,484 flies would be less harmful only pinard for what I have! 30 00:03:20,684 --> 00:03:21,964 What's new since yesterday? 31 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,484 Well? So what do you have? 32 00:03:25,124 --> 00:03:26,004 I have diabetes. 33 00:03:26,004 --> 00:03:27,404 How did you see that? 34 00:03:27,404 --> 00:03:28,324 In the newspaper. 35 00:03:28,444 --> 00:03:30,244 They talk about your diabetes in “The Mountain”? 36 00:03:30,323 --> 00:03:32,723 No, they generally talk about it in an article, 37 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,283 but there is something particular in this general... 38 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:36,483 So what? 39 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:37,483 Well so what!! 40 00:03:37,603 --> 00:03:39,563 My aunt Augustine, who had diabetes in every corner, 41 00:03:39,603 --> 00:03:40,843 one of his eyes was removed... 42 00:03:42,363 --> 00:03:43,323 ...she is dead. 43 00:03:43,403 --> 00:03:46,123 My first cousin, Beno�t Clou, he was very small, like that... 44 00:03:46,123 --> 00:03:48,163 it was wide like that... 45 00:03:48,163 --> 00:03:50,123 well, he too had diabetes! 46 00:03:50,123 --> 00:03:51,123 So we took out one of his eyes... 47 00:03:53,883 --> 00:03:54,523 ...he is dead. 48 00:03:54,523 --> 00:03:56,643 So, 1 and 1, for me, made 2. 49 00:03:56,843 --> 00:03:58,643 Okay then, confidence for confidence... 50 00:03:59,283 --> 00:04:02,483 I have two uncles who died in 14... 51 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:03,483 Oh good? 52 00:04:03,563 --> 00:04:05,283 ...that would surprise me though happens to me! Come on, drink up! 53 00:04:05,603 --> 00:04:06,443 Come on...drink up! So drink! 54 00:04:06,443 --> 00:04:07,523 I can't drink anymore... 55 00:04:07,243 --> 00:04:10,363 Never...never, I go to the doctor. 56 00:04:12,683 --> 00:04:15,363 Well, we're not done talking about it... 57 00:04:22,723 --> 00:04:25,243 You are entitled to a pint, Mr. Ratinier... 58 00:04:26,043 --> 00:04:27,163 Per meal? 59 00:04:27,283 --> 00:04:28,883 Oh no! Per day!! 60 00:04:31,043 --> 00:04:33,203 What did you drink daily? 61 00:04:33,762 --> 00:04:36,362 I don't know...5, 6 liters...like Le Bomb�! 62 00:04:36,322 --> 00:04:38,042 What ? But you are crazy! 63 00:04:45,762 --> 00:04:47,562 I should never have read this diary... 64 00:04:47,602 --> 00:04:50,162 However, we knew it was only lies in the newspapers... 65 00:04:50,242 --> 00:04:52,922 ...nonsense from MPs for annoy the poor people... 66 00:04:57,682 --> 00:05:02,282 Well, that's not all, the father, but you're delaying me... 67 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:05,042 The time, it's time... 68 00:05:06,482 --> 00:05:08,882 ...and... it's time for "perniflard"... 69 00:05:11,122 --> 00:05:13,562 I'm going to give myself a tear... 70 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,282 if the smell doesn't bother you, for your diet... 71 00:05:52,121 --> 00:05:56,201 Hey, "Le Glaude"... my water, without bragging... 72 00:05:56,801 --> 00:06:02,521 it's the best in the area... for soup ...and for the "perniflard"! 73 00:06:03,641 --> 00:06:07,281 There is a water table underneath... 74 00:06:07,721 --> 00:06:09,441 as there are throughout Allier... 75 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:13,921 When I think that you deleted your well for tap water... 76 00:06:14,121 --> 00:06:15,961 ...that makes me take out my panties backwards! 77 00:06:16,161 --> 00:06:18,441 You know it's Francine who wanted it on the sink... 78 00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:20,801 Good women, they need everything modern comfort, now... 79 00:06:20,841 --> 00:06:23,241 Ah... they even need equality, for females... 80 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,361 They're going to be cute, the kids... 81 00:06:25,361 --> 00:06:26,801 ...if they make them themselves... 82 00:06:26,801 --> 00:06:28,121 kicking somewhere... 83 00:06:29,521 --> 00:06:31,281 They will take us out of the hypocampus... 84 00:06:31,281 --> 00:06:32,681 like we find in ponds... 85 00:06:33,721 --> 00:06:34,961 or diabetics... 86 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:37,641 El Glaude... 87 00:06:37,841 --> 00:06:38,841 El Glaude... 88 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:40,721 El Glaude... 89 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,560 My water... 90 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,200 it has a high precision temperature... 91 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,680 for the "perniflard"... 92 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,120 to the nearest degree... 93 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,680 if it's frozen, it cuts your stomach... 94 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,280 but there it goes down into your guts... 95 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,360 like morning dew on the leaves...look! 96 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:02,520 So look... 97 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,520 Oh, it was good, my Glaude... 98 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,040 Look! 99 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,360 You see, the Bomb� is still in our own little corner, 100 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:39,520 far from evildoers, 101 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:43,120 that it is still best to wait for death. 102 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,520 In any case, I won't go to the asylum. 103 00:07:45,839 --> 00:07:47,359 I would prefer to fuck myself in my well, 104 00:07:47,279 --> 00:07:48,999 as all good well diggers should do! 105 00:07:49,359 --> 00:07:52,319 That's it, and I should hit myself head to death with a hoof, 106 00:07:52,199 --> 00:07:54,279 as everyone should do the real clog makers! Let's go ! 107 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,079 It's untenable... 108 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:42,519 We need a change of scenery! 109 00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:49,359 Oh mom...oh my Gla... 110 00:08:49,758 --> 00:08:50,718 I'm poisoned! 111 00:08:51,078 --> 00:08:53,918 What's in there! Oh my Gla! 112 00:09:02,198 --> 00:09:05,438 Oh...that one, I've shot it a few times and sometimes with Francine! 113 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:08,838 Light as a dragonfly that she was, the poor little child... 114 00:09:09,558 --> 00:09:11,318 when we danced at St-Hyppolite... 115 00:09:11,838 --> 00:09:13,598 for St. Peter, for the Good Lady... 116 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:17,158 everywhere...there were only parties and balls! 117 00:09:22,678 --> 00:09:25,278 Now, my Cicisse... there is no more brown waltz... 118 00:09:25,438 --> 00:09:28,038 there are only two more knights, stupid as the moon... 119 00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:29,318 under the moon! 120 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:32,118 You're not going to start crying... 121 00:09:32,358 --> 00:09:34,398 you old chimpanzee... 122 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,998 But I miss her, my Francine... 123 00:09:37,358 --> 00:09:40,558 What do you want...women, These are things that only happen to the living... 124 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:43,638 Look! 125 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,918 The stars are still pretty damn good! 126 00:09:47,158 --> 00:09:49,438 It seems there are thousands of them, miles, miles... 127 00:09:49,518 --> 00:09:50,518 Listen and see! 128 00:09:50,598 --> 00:09:51,678 Listen and see! 129 00:12:48,555 --> 00:12:49,955 Come on, come in! 130 00:12:53,955 --> 00:12:55,155 What brings you? 131 00:12:56,115 --> 00:12:57,195 Hey, Le Glaude... 132 00:12:57,355 --> 00:12:58,275 Get up then! 133 00:12:58,795 --> 00:12:59,595 Come and see! 134 00:13:00,235 --> 00:13:02,235 There is a saucer in your field! 135 00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:04,915 What did you do? 136 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,035 What misfortune did you do? 137 00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:11,714 You killed him for me, you bloody old murderer! 138 00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:14,354 You massacred my best friend! 139 00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:19,714 He's sleeping! 140 00:13:26,754 --> 00:13:29,034 But why did you come here, to my house... 141 00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:30,314 and not elsewhere? 142 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:34,674 But if you don't tell me... 143 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,874 I will never know where you escaped from... 144 00:13:36,914 --> 00:13:39,114 Old commodity? 145 00:14:12,993 --> 00:14:14,833 ...The stars are still pretty damn good! 146 00:14:14,713 --> 00:14:17,233 ...It seems that there are thousands, thousands, thousands of them. 147 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:19,433 ...Listen and see!...Listen and see! 148 00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:32,793 It's me and Le Bomb�! 149 00:14:34,193 --> 00:14:35,913 Did you listen to us farting from up there? 150 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,153 But what have you created... what did they call you? 151 00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:45,273 It's true ? 152 00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:49,673 Well, if we can no longer fart under the stars without bringing down a Martian... 153 00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:51,953 ...we're going to get wheelbarrowfuls of them! 154 00:14:52,353 --> 00:14:54,073 Sacred name of God! 155 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,353 You made me really thirsty with all your eccentricities! 156 00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:26,392 Well, La Denr�e, we are in France... ass-dry! Hop! 157 00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:27,992 Come on ! 158 00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:31,152 Don't you like wine? Too bad for you! 159 00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:39,992 Excuse me, comrade... if there is that when we fart or burp... 160 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,952 that tells you something, We won't talk often! 161 00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:44,712 First, Le Bomb� and me, we only fart outside... 162 00:15:44,832 --> 00:15:45,712 ...we know how to behave... 163 00:15:45,952 --> 00:15:47,352 We've already been to the restaurant! 164 00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:51,632 But if so, you're hardly thirsty... 165 00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:54,312 You're crazy hungry and you dare don't ask! Come on ! 166 00:15:55,632 --> 00:15:57,512 Hold ! That’s cabbage soup! 167 00:15:57,512 --> 00:15:58,312 The real thing! 168 00:15:58,352 --> 00:16:00,032 Made with my favorites... 169 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:03,232 ...a spring variety: the “Early Bacalan”! 170 00:16:08,912 --> 00:16:10,232 Kid, we're attacking! 171 00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:20,832 Now we're going to wait a little, that it takes the broth well... 172 00:16:44,191 --> 00:16:45,991 I don't bother with you, La Denr�e! 173 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,751 When I fart, you come back from we-don't-know-where... 174 00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:50,951 and when I smoke, you fall to the ground! 175 00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:51,791 Come on ! 176 00:17:07,951 --> 00:17:11,191 Cabbage soup, my Blaise, It smells right down to the core... 177 00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:13,551 ...it felt good everywhere, when it passes through the guts... 178 00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:14,391 It still holds... 179 00:17:14,591 --> 00:17:17,271 ...it even makes you kindnesses in the head! 180 00:17:17,511 --> 00:17:19,671 Do you want me to tell you? It makes it better! 181 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,950 There you go, my guy, you're ready for the road! Come on ! 182 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,190 Ah...you want to bring some up there? 183 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,270 It's very easy, come on! 184 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:19,110 With this, you can go miles without leaving any on the ground! 185 00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:40,749 Cabbage soup! 186 00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:44,309 Cabbage soup, my Blaise! 187 00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:07,429 I accompany you... 188 00:19:14,229 --> 00:19:15,069 Come on... 189 00:19:35,788 --> 00:19:38,268 Well there you have it, my Old Food... 190 00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:39,428 Have a good trip! 191 00:19:42,908 --> 00:19:44,148 Shake my hand! 192 00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:47,988 Shake my hand... 193 00:19:47,748 --> 00:19:49,508 There you go...like that...like that... 194 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,868 And come back quickly, La Denr�e, you're a good guy! 195 00:20:25,908 --> 00:20:28,468 El Glaude! There is a saucer in your field! 196 00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:31,108 El Glaude! There is a saucer in your field! 197 00:20:31,108 --> 00:20:32,708 Mouth not like that! 198 00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:36,708 I tell you... there is a saucer... There! In your field! 199 00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:39,707 What are you singing to me with your saucer? First, what saucer? 200 00:20:39,787 --> 00:20:41,387 Flying...a flying saucer! 201 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,707 Have you ever heard of flying saucers? 202 00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:45,107 But saucers don't exist! 203 00:20:45,027 --> 00:20:46,187 How much do you bet...a liter? 204 00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:46,667 Three ! 205 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:47,987 Three ! You told me three liters! Well top it! 206 00:20:48,027 --> 00:20:48,747 Three liters! 207 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,307 I want to pee... 208 00:20:50,427 --> 00:20:52,627 The weather was nice, I said to myself: let's go pee outside... 209 00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,187 ...that will give me a change from the bribe... 210 00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:56,067 I go out, and all of a sudden, I see a saucer... 211 00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:57,067 there, in your field! 212 00:20:57,467 --> 00:20:59,307 It stopped me from wanting to and I ran to warn you. 213 00:21:05,227 --> 00:21:06,347 Where is your saucer? 214 00:21:09,507 --> 00:21:10,587 Hey, you show it to me... 215 00:21:14,987 --> 00:21:16,107 She is no longer there... 216 00:21:21,387 --> 00:21:23,507 You must have had a nightmare...it happens... 217 00:21:24,227 --> 00:21:25,467 What did you drink with yesterday? 218 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,747 A pig's trotter... 219 00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:30,107 There's nothing heavier on the stomach! 220 00:21:30,347 --> 00:21:33,507 So...your saucer...it's the pig's trotter! 221 00:21:39,266 --> 00:21:42,706 She was...she was white as chrome... 222 00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:45,906 ...she was 3.4 meters around...she... 223 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,386 ...was round like a cheese... 224 00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:51,506 ...she was beautiful...like a female's tit... 225 00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:53,226 She was there... 226 00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:58,266 What are you looking for? 227 00:21:58,306 --> 00:22:00,746 What did you find? Do you want a little pe-pelle? 228 00:22:00,826 --> 00:22:04,186 Shit ! She was there, I will forget never in my life, she was there! 229 00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:05,466 There, there, there! 230 00:22:05,506 --> 00:22:07,666 My little Cicisse, you drink too much! 231 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:08,626 Leave me alone! 232 00:22:08,626 --> 00:22:10,226 We start by seeing saucers... 233 00:22:10,226 --> 00:22:13,026 and we end up seeing rats wander around on the quilt! 234 00:22:13,226 --> 00:22:15,426 Leave me alone, I tell you, I hadn't drunk more than usual! 235 00:22:15,546 --> 00:22:17,466 That's not all! Me, I'm going back to bed! 236 00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:20,626 I'm not going to spend my night chasing Martians! 237 00:22:22,706 --> 00:22:23,626 Shit ! 238 00:22:27,386 --> 00:22:29,786 And you won't forget that you owe me three liters! 239 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,186 Three liters of piss...Three liters piss you'll get! 240 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,306 This night... 241 00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:41,586 ...around one o'clock in the morning.... 242 00:22:42,586 --> 00:22:44,386 ...I felt a pressing need... 243 00:22:44,465 --> 00:22:45,465 and I... 244 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,185 I left my house... 245 00:22:48,545 --> 00:22:49,545 and I saw... 246 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,025 ...a flying saucer! 247 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,505 Allow... 248 00:23:01,145 --> 00:23:03,865 I am Madame Poulangeard's brother... 249 00:23:04,345 --> 00:23:09,905 I ask you not to give any credit to his flying saucer story... 250 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,545 She is bredigne all the way to the core! 251 00:23:12,665 --> 00:23:14,145 Ah good ? 252 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:17,465 Thank you ! 253 00:23:20,345 --> 00:23:22,745 Well...we'll take in writing your statement... 254 00:23:23,745 --> 00:23:24,265 Hello, my guy... 255 00:23:26,145 --> 00:23:27,105 Is the Chief there? 256 00:23:27,145 --> 00:23:28,265 One minute, he's busy. 257 00:23:28,785 --> 00:23:29,705 He won't last too long? 258 00:23:59,024 --> 00:24:00,424 I'm taking your statement... 259 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:03,144 Tonight...at one o'clock in the morning.... 260 00:24:03,544 --> 00:24:04,944 ...I was seized by a pressing need... 261 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:06,704 Oh yes? 262 00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:09,544 And...and you saw a flying saucer... 263 00:24:09,544 --> 00:24:10,504 Yes... 264 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:16,664 This night, at one o'clock in the morning, a resident of the hamlet Les Gourdiflots, Mrs. Am�lie Poulangeard... 265 00:24:17,584 --> 00:24:20,944 ...who felt a pressing desire... left her house... 266 00:24:21,184 --> 00:24:23,104 and saw a flying saucer... 267 00:24:23,144 --> 00:24:25,424 Oh, she's plump to the bone! 268 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:26,944 And quite precisely! 269 00:24:27,024 --> 00:24:28,744 If an innocent girl sees a saucer... 270 00:24:29,304 --> 00:24:31,664 it is quite obvious that a few meters away... 271 00:24:31,824 --> 00:24:36,024 a certified drunk... will hurry to see one too... 272 00:24:36,024 --> 00:24:37,144 ...saucer! 273 00:24:38,464 --> 00:24:42,184 Come on...you can have...Mr Ch�rasse! 274 00:24:42,664 --> 00:24:43,744 Ah, by God! 275 00:24:44,064 --> 00:24:45,504 Ah, name of God... 276 00:25:31,183 --> 00:25:34,503 So, father, it seems that you have you seen a flying saucer? 277 00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:35,703 Of course I saw it! 278 00:25:35,903 --> 00:25:36,743 Oh yes, I saw it... 279 00:25:37,023 --> 00:25:37,743 Oh yes! 280 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:40,303 Did it have stripes or was it polka dot? 281 00:25:42,463 --> 00:25:43,663 She...she was polite... 282 00:25:43,663 --> 00:25:46,343 Oh yes! Too polite to be honest! 283 00:25:47,983 --> 00:25:51,063 She was polite...like the champagne bucket... 284 00:25:52,023 --> 00:25:53,383 Oh...leave me alone! 285 00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,902 It's for you, Francine, a beautiful geranium... 286 00:26:45,982 --> 00:26:47,582 Huh? Other than that, there's nothing new... 287 00:26:47,582 --> 00:26:48,982 What do you want to be new? 288 00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:51,942 When things aren't going well, you have to make it go... 289 00:26:51,942 --> 00:26:54,542 Aah...there is a Martian who came to the house... 290 00:26:54,982 --> 00:26:58,542 Oh not at all...I hadn't drunk... I hadn't drunk, I swear! 291 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:01,182 Since you died, I haven't drunk a single cannon... 292 00:27:01,181 --> 00:27:03,701 and for the "pern...", well...I...good La Francine.... 293 00:27:04,421 --> 00:27:07,181 See you one of these next mornings and have fun! 294 00:27:08,341 --> 00:27:09,661 ...have fun! 295 00:27:19,141 --> 00:27:20,941 You can't think of anything else, right? 296 00:27:20,981 --> 00:27:22,141 No ! 297 00:27:22,221 --> 00:27:24,181 It works for you, huh? 298 00:27:24,181 --> 00:27:25,341 Yes, perfectly, it works for me! 299 00:27:25,901 --> 00:27:27,821 I look like an idiot all over Jaligny! 300 00:27:27,821 --> 00:27:29,261 You already had it! 301 00:27:29,261 --> 00:27:30,981 It's definitely possible, but now they have reasons... 302 00:27:31,501 --> 00:27:33,381 You want me to tell them that I saw your saucer... 303 00:27:33,381 --> 00:27:35,261 like that there will be two of us pass for pickles! 304 00:27:35,381 --> 00:27:36,821 Oh, you're very brave, but it's not worth it... 305 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:37,941 Come on, come and drink a “cannon”! 306 00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:39,381 Okay, and then I'm going to hang myself! 307 00:27:39,381 --> 00:27:40,581 You're not going to hang yourself! 308 00:27:40,781 --> 00:27:43,341 My Lulu, death is better than dishonor... 309 00:27:43,341 --> 00:27:44,821 You don't have the right to delete yourself, Francis! 310 00:27:45,701 --> 00:27:47,981 This is indeed the first time that you call me by my first name... 311 00:27:47,941 --> 00:27:49,861 You have family, you have neighbors, you have friends... 312 00:27:49,861 --> 00:27:52,141 I am all to myself! 313 00:27:52,141 --> 00:27:53,141 Oh you think so! 314 00:27:54,301 --> 00:27:56,741 That I suffer martyrdom, you don't really care! 315 00:27:56,701 --> 00:28:00,101 What you want is for me to be your jester, your slave, 316 00:28:00,501 --> 00:28:02,861 to laugh at my bump, because I saw a saucer... 317 00:28:02,901 --> 00:28:04,021 Come on, come and drink a “cannon”! 318 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:05,300 I'm not thirsty! 319 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:14,660 I want to be left alone! 320 00:29:36,739 --> 00:29:37,819 The Bomb! 321 00:29:38,539 --> 00:29:39,539 The Bomb! 322 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,619 What are you making? 323 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,779 The Bomb! 324 00:30:07,019 --> 00:30:08,619 You could answer when I speak to you... 325 00:30:11,339 --> 00:30:12,859 This is to make you worry... 326 00:30:13,738 --> 00:30:17,258 you think I'm as black as a ball coal, at the end of a rope... 327 00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:20,698 You deserve a skullcap, you...scrounge! 328 00:30:21,378 --> 00:30:22,578 You would beat me, right...?! 329 00:30:22,778 --> 00:30:23,698 Perfectly... 330 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,538 You would beat me, like the police beat me... 331 00:30:27,818 --> 00:30:29,218 Did the police beat you? 332 00:30:29,378 --> 00:30:30,498 As a plant... 333 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,338 They have to beat everyone, the police... 334 00:30:34,738 --> 00:30:35,818 I...I didn't know... 335 00:30:36,018 --> 00:30:37,978 Oh yes...they get bonuses for that. 336 00:30:39,058 --> 00:30:43,218 Yes, my Glaude, they did not hesitate to hit a physical penalty... 337 00:30:45,098 --> 00:30:46,178 I'm going to talk to the mayor... 338 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,578 Don't worry about that! 339 00:30:49,338 --> 00:30:50,378 I forgive them... 340 00:30:51,738 --> 00:30:52,978 they don't know what they're doing. 341 00:30:58,058 --> 00:30:59,298 You, you're kidding me! 342 00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:03,098 Well, I'll prepare it for you... your little bow tie! 343 00:31:40,337 --> 00:31:42,057 Go ahead, hang yourself, it's ready... 344 00:31:42,137 --> 00:31:45,177 And you can wiggle, carrion, it's solid! 345 00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:47,777 Hang yourself! 346 00:31:48,257 --> 00:31:49,857 I don't walk to the whistle... 347 00:31:50,217 --> 00:31:51,857 I'll hang myself when it's fun! 348 00:32:19,856 --> 00:32:22,176 Aaah...Thank you my little Guillaume! 349 00:32:22,216 --> 00:32:23,816 Come in and have something to drink! 350 00:32:26,376 --> 00:32:28,416 I never suggest it to your colleagues, They always have fire in their ass! 351 00:32:29,376 --> 00:32:30,416 I saw you on the potty! 352 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:34,496 Come on, let's have a drink, but not the same! 353 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:35,656 Quickly done! 354 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:44,376 Apparently Le Bombé saw a saucer... 355 00:32:44,016 --> 00:32:46,176 He's a Brelot...They make fun of him everywhere! 356 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,536 There is quite a bit of that! 357 00:32:48,696 --> 00:32:50,416 Now he wants to hang himself! 358 00:32:51,216 --> 00:32:52,816 That's not very good... 359 00:32:57,096 --> 00:32:59,376 Sometimes... there are people who do it! 360 00:33:19,056 --> 00:33:21,736 You haven't finished watching me, face in butt skin! 361 00:33:22,456 --> 00:33:24,896 You will soon follow me to the office, if this continues! 362 00:33:24,895 --> 00:33:28,015 I don't care about you, I'm came to look at your salads! 363 00:33:28,015 --> 00:33:29,135 Well, they're down there! 364 00:33:29,695 --> 00:33:33,335 Because mine have slugs who came there after...slugs like that! 365 00:33:33,335 --> 00:33:35,455 You just have to eat them! 366 00:33:58,735 --> 00:34:02,255 Oh, Le Glaude! As for me, I'm dead! 367 00:34:04,935 --> 00:34:07,895 Help, El Glaude! Oh, for God’s sake! 368 00:34:09,135 --> 00:34:10,175 I'm coming ! 369 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:11,175 Let me die! 370 00:34:11,735 --> 00:34:13,295 What's wrong with you, Bombshell? 371 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,655 I...I destroyed myself... but the rope gave way! 372 00:34:21,455 --> 00:34:24,455 I broke my back... like crystal! 373 00:34:25,015 --> 00:34:26,735 I'm going to die, Le Glaude! 374 00:34:28,374 --> 00:34:29,454 Oh, my ass hurts! 375 00:34:31,814 --> 00:34:33,134 Oh god, my ass hurts! 376 00:34:35,214 --> 00:34:36,374 What is it? 377 00:34:37,294 --> 00:34:38,774 I can't breathe anymore! 378 00:34:40,534 --> 00:34:42,534 Hey...I could have killed myself! 379 00:34:42,774 --> 00:34:44,214 So call the fire brigade! 380 00:34:44,214 --> 00:34:45,214 For what ? Are you thirsty? 381 00:34:45,854 --> 00:34:47,454 Oh my God...I'm having trouble! 382 00:34:49,214 --> 00:34:52,454 Oh say so! I had a hard time! 383 00:34:52,774 --> 00:34:54,894 I've had a big bump, I can't feel it anymore! 384 00:34:54,974 --> 00:34:57,214 But no, don't worry...she's there, you will not be disfigured! 385 00:34:57,214 --> 00:34:58,214 Is she? 386 00:34:58,734 --> 00:35:00,374 You see, you are not in a thousand pieces! 387 00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:02,134 Come on, let's go! 388 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:03,614 Oh damn, I'm in trouble! 389 00:35:05,894 --> 00:35:07,054 My ass is in pucks! 390 00:35:09,654 --> 00:35:11,854 My butt is stuck in my stomach! 391 00:35:13,934 --> 00:35:15,014 Gently ! 392 00:35:24,254 --> 00:35:26,654 Oh no, not there, Le Glaude, not there! 393 00:35:27,614 --> 00:35:28,934 Oh, my Glaude! 394 00:35:29,414 --> 00:35:31,934 It makes you thirsty to tie your collar... 395 00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:42,533 Oh, that felt good! 396 00:35:42,533 --> 00:35:46,453 Oh, my Glaude, it’s definitely the first and the last time I die! 397 00:35:47,653 --> 00:35:51,733 But I have my conscience for myself, I saw that saucer, I saw it! 398 00:35:51,893 --> 00:35:53,613 With my eyes, I saw it! 399 00:35:54,013 --> 00:35:55,093 Shall we fart, Cicisse? 400 00:35:56,013 --> 00:35:57,573 We fart like the other night! 401 00:35:59,373 --> 00:36:01,733 Am I going to fart? With the behind in compote? 402 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,893 We have to fart! 403 00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:07,333 But fart, name of God! 404 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,613 But I don't have the heart... 405 00:36:10,493 --> 00:36:12,373 I don't have the morale to fart! 406 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:22,493 We have to fart! 407 00:36:38,652 --> 00:36:40,532 Oh, my poor Cicisse... 408 00:36:51,412 --> 00:36:53,492 You shouldn't have! 409 00:37:09,372 --> 00:37:10,092 Gently ! 410 00:37:10,092 --> 00:37:11,572 I'm going to kiss you! 411 00:37:15,212 --> 00:37:17,172 I'm going to kiss you again! 412 00:37:20,212 --> 00:37:21,692 I'm going to kiss you again! 413 00:39:40,450 --> 00:39:44,730 I've been waiting for nights and nights for you to come and talk to me 414 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,330 with your turkey noises... 415 00:39:49,529 --> 00:39:51,089 I'm here, Mr. Ratinier! 416 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:53,209 Are you talking?! 417 00:39:53,609 --> 00:39:54,809 Are you talking?! 418 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,169 You called me, I came! 419 00:39:58,249 --> 00:40:00,569 I called you...I called you... finally, if we want... 420 00:40:00,569 --> 00:40:02,809 because, at that moment, Ch�rasse, he called you too! 421 00:40:03,529 --> 00:40:06,609 You called me...more clearly than him! 422 00:40:08,409 --> 00:40:10,569 Nom di Diou, we're going to have a "cannon"! 423 00:40:19,929 --> 00:40:22,329 But...how did you learn our language? 424 00:40:22,329 --> 00:40:23,769 By listening to the people back home... 425 00:40:24,609 --> 00:40:27,329 every day, every hour, every minute... 426 00:40:27,449 --> 00:40:28,689 I come from the planet Oxo... 427 00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:29,769 Oh good? 428 00:40:29,769 --> 00:40:32,369 A whole shitty planet, which is not even on your cards... 429 00:40:33,009 --> 00:40:36,849 If you knew how happy I am to see you again my little guy...! 430 00:40:37,449 --> 00:40:38,489 Me too, Mr Ratinier! 431 00:40:39,849 --> 00:40:43,409 Say, it's not because I could be your grandfather who must be called Mister... 432 00:40:43,409 --> 00:40:44,569 It's over, sir... 433 00:40:45,689 --> 00:40:47,649 I am your age, Mr. Ratinier... 434 00:40:48,409 --> 00:40:49,849 Are you kidding me, friend? 435 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:52,129 Well, no...I'm 70 years old like you... 436 00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:56,848 But on Oxo, we hardly move not from start to finish... 437 00:40:57,688 --> 00:41:00,288 There's no point in changing your appearance... 438 00:41:01,288 --> 00:41:03,528 It's sure, it's no use... 439 00:41:03,688 --> 00:41:06,648 But at home, we are not asked not our opinion, we have to go through it... 440 00:41:06,648 --> 00:41:07,768 Here, look at me! 441 00:41:09,128 --> 00:41:11,328 There are others...look! 442 00:41:24,848 --> 00:41:25,728 A damn “cannon”! 443 00:41:26,448 --> 00:41:27,888 A “canon” is a shot of red wine! 444 00:41:28,048 --> 00:41:31,888 I understood well...the word comes back often in your language. 445 00:41:31,888 --> 00:41:33,488 No thanks, I won't drink "cannon"... 446 00:41:35,408 --> 00:41:38,008 Well at home we don't age quickly, but we shouldn't laugh often! 447 00:41:38,008 --> 00:41:39,888 We're not kidding like you say... 448 00:41:40,328 --> 00:41:42,688 Not at all...never! 449 00:41:56,288 --> 00:41:58,688 It still does more good only kicks in the ass! 450 00:41:59,207 --> 00:42:01,767 My soup, please... I'm in a hurry! 451 00:42:01,767 --> 00:42:02,847 I'm on a mission. 452 00:42:02,847 --> 00:42:03,927 Let's go then! 453 00:42:16,727 --> 00:42:19,607 Smell that...if it smells good! 454 00:42:19,607 --> 00:42:21,687 It smells like a garden, it smells like a stable... 455 00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:24,167 It smells like the four seasons, it smells like the Earth... 456 00:42:24,807 --> 00:42:27,847 the earth, the TERRRRRE, "La Denrrrr�e"... 457 00:42:27,887 --> 00:42:30,007 It smells like earth after the rain... 458 00:42:30,007 --> 00:42:32,127 Here, we don't say "rain", we say "rain", 459 00:42:32,127 --> 00:42:33,727 because it’s even wetter! 460 00:42:35,247 --> 00:42:37,127 The earth...after the rain! 461 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:39,247 There you go…you sound like a real “man”! 462 00:42:39,447 --> 00:42:40,687 Do I sound like a real man? 463 00:42:41,967 --> 00:42:44,087 Here, have a little taste... 464 00:42:58,047 --> 00:43:00,527 She's getting better and better, Le Glaude! 465 00:43:00,727 --> 00:43:05,287 Oh, you called me Le Glaude...that makes me happy! 466 00:43:05,526 --> 00:43:08,486 It proves that you are hot inside! 467 00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:09,486 Yes, Le Glaude... 468 00:43:10,686 --> 00:43:14,286 Oh, by the way, how they got it found my soup up there? 469 00:43:15,246 --> 00:43:17,886 She was deemed...dangerous! 470 00:43:18,646 --> 00:43:21,606 Dangerous?! She never did die no one, my soup! 471 00:43:22,446 --> 00:43:24,286 This is the first time I've heard that! 472 00:43:24,286 --> 00:43:25,806 How perilous my soup would be! 473 00:43:26,286 --> 00:43:31,286 Don't shout, Le Glaude! It is precisely because it is good, because it is dangerous! 474 00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:34,086 I don't understand anything! 475 00:43:35,006 --> 00:43:36,566 But then nothing at all! 476 00:43:36,846 --> 00:43:38,566 I'll explain to you, Le Glaude... 477 00:43:38,886 --> 00:43:40,086 On Oxo... 478 00:43:40,366 --> 00:43:43,406 there are 10,000 of us in total, no more, no less! 479 00:43:44,446 --> 00:43:47,686 and we all live to be 200 years old... 480 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,646 We do not die in the sense you understand... 481 00:43:52,766 --> 00:43:54,726 but that would take a bit to explain to you. 482 00:43:55,646 --> 00:43:58,846 Apart from us, on Oxo, there is no animal life. 483 00:43:58,926 --> 00:44:00,966 There is no plant life either. 484 00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:04,166 Not that it is impossible, it is useless. 485 00:44:04,646 --> 00:44:07,046 We feed ourselves with mineral extracts... 486 00:44:07,525 --> 00:44:08,605 Do you understand, Le Glaude? 487 00:44:08,845 --> 00:44:09,805 You suck stones... 488 00:44:12,045 --> 00:44:13,965 We form a perfect society, 489 00:44:14,165 --> 00:44:16,245 and that's why we want to make sure 490 00:44:16,245 --> 00:44:20,325 that your soup presents no risk of decadence or softening of energies. 491 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,245 But since it is dangerous, Don't touch it! 492 00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:24,605 Why is my soup bothering you? 493 00:44:25,045 --> 00:44:26,245 And why is she bothering you? 494 00:44:26,285 --> 00:44:29,525 But if we knew it, we wouldn't have not created a commission of inquiry! 495 00:44:30,205 --> 00:44:34,005 You know, Le Glaude, that we don't talk more than your soup on Oxo? 496 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:35,925 It's true ? 497 00:44:36,285 --> 00:44:38,285 But yes, Le Glaude! 498 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,885 Ah, this is the photo of La Francine and me... 499 00:45:03,245 --> 00:45:04,565 on our wedding day... 500 00:45:05,765 --> 00:45:10,565 I was as thick as a finch, and Francine had a pink thigh... 501 00:45:10,844 --> 00:45:12,604 She was very pretty, my Francine... 502 00:45:12,804 --> 00:45:15,444 You don't think, La Denr�e, that she was as cute as anything? 503 00:45:15,484 --> 00:45:16,484 Yes, Le Glaude... 504 00:45:18,844 --> 00:45:21,284 There is still not only bad in these tools... 505 00:45:21,884 --> 00:45:25,844 There are even times that we see like little pieces of paradise... 506 00:45:25,884 --> 00:45:27,964 It happened to me, with La Francine... 507 00:45:28,484 --> 00:45:30,084 Little bits... 508 00:45:32,204 --> 00:45:34,524 She's dead, poor thing chtite child of the good Lord... 509 00:45:35,004 --> 00:45:36,204 10 years ago... 510 00:45:36,964 --> 00:45:38,924 She was barely 60... 511 00:45:39,524 --> 00:45:41,964 I really regret it, La Denr�e... 512 00:45:42,124 --> 00:45:43,044 Come! 513 00:45:52,564 --> 00:45:57,924 You see...I cut off one of her locks of these hairs on the head of La Francine... 514 00:45:58,124 --> 00:46:01,284 just before they locked it in my pencil case... 515 00:46:02,604 --> 00:46:04,644 When I called you "Le Glaude"... 516 00:46:05,204 --> 00:46:09,364 you told me that it made you..."pleasure"... 517 00:46:09,564 --> 00:46:11,804 What is "pleasure"? 518 00:46:12,404 --> 00:46:14,124 I don't know, me? 519 00:46:14,323 --> 00:46:15,563 But what a question! 520 00:46:15,563 --> 00:46:18,003 Pleasure is...pleasure! 521 00:46:18,923 --> 00:46:20,443 It's like soup, like wine... 522 00:46:22,603 --> 00:46:26,043 Would that make you pleasure to see La Francine again? 523 00:46:26,043 --> 00:46:29,483 Oh ! It's not good at all to laugh about these things! 524 00:46:29,603 --> 00:46:31,443 The dead are respected among us... 525 00:46:31,483 --> 00:46:32,483 No, but are you a hammer? 526 00:46:34,243 --> 00:46:35,963 Excuse me, Le Glaude...! 527 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,603 My soup! 528 00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:48,523 But say, you still have 130 years to live, you! 529 00:46:48,843 --> 00:46:51,843 Yes, Le Glaude...and you? 530 00:46:51,923 --> 00:46:54,043 Oh me? 10 to break everything! 531 00:46:54,283 --> 00:46:55,443 It’s “shtit”! 532 00:46:57,283 --> 00:47:00,963 Your soup, Le Glaude, I would like to pay it to you. 533 00:47:01,163 --> 00:47:02,803 Pay it? I would love to see it! 534 00:47:03,123 --> 00:47:04,723 There, you make me sad, La Denr�e... 535 00:47:04,723 --> 00:47:06,083 Talk about money at home! 536 00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:08,883 Although I may not be rich, I can offer soup to a guest again! 537 00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:11,363 Money? 538 00:47:11,483 --> 00:47:13,283 Yes, money...with us, it's money! 539 00:47:13,563 --> 00:47:15,123 And we need money! 540 00:47:15,283 --> 00:47:16,323 Money? 541 00:47:22,442 --> 00:47:23,762 Do you know what that is? 542 00:47:24,402 --> 00:47:26,282 It's a golden louis. 543 00:47:26,882 --> 00:47:31,962 It was my godfather Anselme who gave it to me as gift for my study certificate that I didn't get! 544 00:47:32,002 --> 00:47:35,242 Me neither...the certificate for the saucer, 545 00:47:35,242 --> 00:47:37,242 I got it the fourth time. 546 00:47:37,882 --> 00:47:39,922 You're like me, you're not very fine! 547 00:47:40,002 --> 00:47:43,442 Oh, no...can you lend it to me? 548 00:47:48,882 --> 00:47:50,762 Nom di Diou, a damn “cannon”! 549 00:47:50,762 --> 00:47:51,642 No, Le Glaude... 550 00:47:51,642 --> 00:47:52,562 A damn “cannon”! 551 00:47:52,562 --> 00:47:53,362 No, Le Glaude... 552 00:47:53,362 --> 00:47:54,762 Half a “cannon” chtit! 553 00:47:54,762 --> 00:47:55,762 No, Le Glaude... 554 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,122 You'll die in vain, but a failure is an idiot! 555 00:48:00,202 --> 00:48:03,202 I know well... I speak like you, Le Glaude, It was you who taught me! 556 00:48:03,562 --> 00:48:06,802 But up there you have many leaders, in your anthill? 557 00:48:06,802 --> 00:48:08,722 We have a Heads Committee... 558 00:48:09,242 --> 00:48:10,602 five renewable heads... 559 00:48:11,402 --> 00:48:13,602 Well, when you have a drink in your nose... 560 00:48:13,802 --> 00:48:16,442 You will be at the head of all heads...you will be there... 561 00:48:16,282 --> 00:48:17,962 THE BIG HEAD! 562 00:48:21,122 --> 00:48:25,322 Oh...with your stories you've ruined everything for me behind my father's weakness, I can't take it anymore. 563 00:48:32,801 --> 00:48:37,441 I'm not taking you back...leave the barn open... 564 00:48:38,001 --> 00:48:41,001 Goodbye, Mon Glaude, you're a good guy! 565 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,601 You too, my old “Denr�e”! 566 00:48:46,801 --> 00:48:49,561 Oh, will you come back soon?! 567 00:48:50,121 --> 00:48:50,561 Yes, my Glaude! 568 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:57,961 Oh, La Denr�e...don't forget that my louis is called “come back”! 569 00:48:57,961 --> 00:48:59,321 Yes ! 570 00:49:20,641 --> 00:49:22,561 But...but...I tell you... 571 00:49:23,121 --> 00:49:25,081 It...it was 3 a.m....and... 572 00:49:24,881 --> 00:49:26,081 and...and... 573 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,080 One, two, three... 574 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,640 So...that's it, yes? 575 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,240 So, let's go! 576 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,600 Yes...I said it was 3 a.m.... 577 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,000 a pressing need being felt... 578 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 I run out into the garden... 579 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,680 and what do I see? 580 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,280 a...a flying saucer! 581 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,320 Yes...but it wasn't like the other time... 582 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:55,400 and then a man came out, with a milk box in hand... 583 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,520 and Le Glaude, he was there... 584 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,240 Finally Mr Ratinier, as you say... 585 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,600 and they...and they...kissed... 586 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,680 then they ate...the cabbage soup! 587 00:51:34,318 --> 00:51:36,318 You've come back to life, my poor old woman! 588 00:52:41,797 --> 00:52:42,917 The Glaude! 589 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:47,037 The Glaude! 590 00:52:51,997 --> 00:52:53,237 The Glaude! 591 00:52:59,197 --> 00:53:00,437 Is anyone there? 592 00:53:00,157 --> 00:53:01,717 Who...who is it then...? 593 00:53:04,237 --> 00:53:05,557 Don't be afraid, it's me! 594 00:53:06,637 --> 00:53:07,797 Francine! 595 00:53:10,077 --> 00:53:11,797 Open up for me, Le Glaude, it’s not hot... 596 00:53:21,637 --> 00:53:23,637 It's...it's not God possible! 597 00:53:24,717 --> 00:53:25,757 I see it... 598 00:53:26,517 --> 00:53:27,557 I see... 599 00:53:33,317 --> 00:53:34,797 Doesn't that scare you too much? 600 00:53:35,557 --> 00:53:39,917 I...I can't believe it you talk to me and you are there! 601 00:53:45,636 --> 00:53:47,436 Don't try to understand... 602 00:53:48,596 --> 00:53:49,556 we would go crazy! 603 00:53:58,796 --> 00:54:02,036 How beautiful you are, my Francine! 604 00:54:03,236 --> 00:54:06,276 I had forgotten how beautiful you were! 605 00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:09,596 Don't make fun of me... at my age... 606 00:54:10,356 --> 00:54:12,836 It's not good to laugh at someone who comes back where I come from... 607 00:54:13,676 --> 00:54:15,036 I'm still shaken... 608 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:17,996 Wait...wait... 609 00:54:21,596 --> 00:54:22,676 Hey, La Francine... 610 00:54:24,596 --> 00:54:26,676 See how pretty you are... 611 00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:33,236 Oh La Francine, oh La Francine...! 612 00:54:33,236 --> 00:54:34,676 Vinegar! Vinegar! 613 00:54:35,436 --> 00:54:37,036 Where is vinegar? 614 00:54:37,036 --> 00:54:38,276 Holy goodness, where is the vinegar? 615 00:54:38,276 --> 00:54:39,956 Oh the mother...oh the mother! 616 00:54:42,516 --> 00:54:44,556 Now is not the time to roll your eyes! 617 00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:50,435 My little one, my little one Francine...is it better? 618 00:54:56,155 --> 00:55:00,995 I am here...Le Glaude...Le Glaude... 619 00:55:00,995 --> 00:55:02,115 You don't recognize me anymore? 620 00:55:02,115 --> 00:55:05,475 Yes...but how old are you! 621 00:55:10,075 --> 00:55:13,995 Wait...see how beautiful you are! 622 00:55:19,955 --> 00:55:22,755 But you're not going to cry?! 623 00:55:24,595 --> 00:55:25,755 I'm so happy! 624 00:55:25,915 --> 00:55:27,635 Didn't I tell you that you were beautiful? 625 00:55:30,715 --> 00:55:31,595 There you go...gently... 626 00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:33,275 I am beautiful! 627 00:55:33,275 --> 00:55:34,275 Yes, you are beautiful! 628 00:55:34,275 --> 00:55:34,955 Very beautiful! 629 00:55:35,035 --> 00:55:36,555 Very beautiful! 630 00:55:37,315 --> 00:55:38,995 It's wonderful to be 20! 631 00:55:39,675 --> 00:55:41,915 Oh yes, it shouldn't be unpleasant... 632 00:55:42,395 --> 00:55:47,795 The Glaude...I live...I'm hungry...I'M HUNGRY!! 633 00:55:54,954 --> 00:55:56,354 5 minutes! 634 00:55:56,474 --> 00:55:57,474 Thank you, Glaude! 635 00:56:14,594 --> 00:56:15,754 Turn around! 636 00:56:20,954 --> 00:56:21,594 Turn around! 637 00:56:21,794 --> 00:56:25,234 But I've already seen you naked, even when you were the age you are! 638 00:56:25,234 --> 00:56:28,354 Don't start annoying me... turn around, I ask you! 639 00:57:44,593 --> 00:57:45,793 Le Glaude, what are you doing? 640 00:57:46,113 --> 00:57:48,033 Well...I would like to fix things for you... 641 00:57:48,033 --> 00:57:49,033 Fix me? 642 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:51,233 Try it, and I'll break your chamber pot on the head, old grandpa that you are! 643 00:57:52,713 --> 00:57:56,553 But La Francine, you are my wife, It's okay to arrange your wife... 644 00:57:56,553 --> 00:57:58,233 The chamber pot on your head! 645 00:58:01,392 --> 00:58:05,752 Well my little brothers, It’s off to a good start! Oh yes... 646 00:58:12,512 --> 00:58:14,552 I must have dreamed of the return of La Francine! 647 00:58:26,072 --> 00:58:28,352 Here you are in the latest fashion! 648 00:58:28,632 --> 00:58:30,632 You're right, a real scarecrow! 649 00:58:34,832 --> 00:58:37,032 Oh, but you still have that dirty beast! 650 00:58:37,192 --> 00:58:38,992 We should give him a shot rifle to this carrion... 651 00:58:39,312 --> 00:58:42,272 Speaking of carrion, Le Bomb�, is he dead or not? 652 00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:44,552 But no, he's not dead, he's sick! 653 00:58:44,672 --> 00:58:47,552 So, if you see him, you will tell him that You are a little niece of mine! 654 00:58:47,832 --> 00:58:50,112 I have to go to Jaligny, I have nothing left. put me...give me some money! 655 00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:51,272 But, how much do you want? 656 00:58:51,272 --> 00:58:53,632 But give me what I need! When we have a woman, we feed her then we dress her! 657 00:58:53,632 --> 00:58:54,792 A woman...a woman! 658 00:58:58,152 --> 00:58:59,752 Hey, it’s my old folks’ retreat! 659 00:58:59,792 --> 00:59:01,992 Retirement for young people is still less fat, my little father! 660 00:59:19,631 --> 00:59:20,711 But where is my bike? 661 00:59:24,471 --> 00:59:28,231 So say...what is Did you ride my bike? 662 00:59:28,271 --> 00:59:29,431 I sold your bike! 663 00:59:29,431 --> 00:59:30,511 Did you sell my bike?! 664 00:59:30,511 --> 00:59:32,351 It's rare that we pedal through coffins! 665 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:37,591 While I'm gone, you could clear the table and then wash the bowls! 666 00:59:37,671 --> 00:59:41,551 And instead of going to empty pints with your sidekick, you will try to clean the floor! 667 00:59:41,711 --> 00:59:43,351 We can no longer even see the color of the tiles! 668 00:59:43,351 --> 00:59:44,471 Oh no, I won't allow you to talk to me like that! 669 00:59:44,631 --> 00:59:47,871 I still brought you some beautiful ones geraniums, beautiful little petunias... 670 00:59:48,631 --> 00:59:51,511 From now on you will suit me any more and you will make me work harder! 671 00:59:51,471 --> 00:59:53,871 All my life, I washed the sheets in the river and prepared the fricot... 672 00:59:54,231 --> 00:59:57,191 This life, I have seen nothing of it at all, it is passed like a flash, without anything... 673 00:59:57,831 --> 01:00:01,191 So, one wasted life is enough! Me, I have lucky enough to have a second one on hand... 674 01:00:01,471 --> 01:00:05,031 so I want to have fun, and laugh, and sing! There you go! 675 01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:08,471 I still have to teach you that It’s thanks to me if you’re alive today! 676 01:00:09,270 --> 01:00:10,910 If I hadn't farted, you wouldn't be here... 677 01:00:10,910 --> 01:00:14,510 because when I fart, the food arrives straight away in his flying saucer! 678 01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:19,710 Well, you must have emptied barrels wine when I wasn't there! 679 01:00:21,710 --> 01:00:25,910 And well my cadets, and well my little brothers, it's off to a good start! 680 01:00:58,830 --> 01:00:59,990 Well where are you going? 681 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,030 In Jaligny... 682 01:01:01,030 --> 01:01:02,150 Well get in, I'm going too! 683 01:01:02,270 --> 01:01:03,310 - Come on ! - THANKS ! 684 01:01:19,429 --> 01:01:21,949 I broke my dress...do you think that? I will find some in Jaligny? 685 01:01:22,029 --> 01:01:24,989 Ah, but don't buy a dress, buy jeans and a t-shirt. 686 01:01:28,389 --> 01:01:29,829 You're not from here, are you? 687 01:01:30,589 --> 01:01:35,989 I am from Moulins, I came to take care of my great-uncle, Glaude Ratinier. 688 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:39,589 Ah, Ratinier...you just have to put it on in the water, he will immediately feel better! 689 01:01:41,909 --> 01:01:43,309 What's your name? 690 01:01:43,229 --> 01:01:44,309 Francine... 691 01:01:44,629 --> 01:01:45,829 I'm Catherine La Mouette... 692 01:01:46,749 --> 01:01:47,669 The weather is nice, huh? 693 01:02:04,389 --> 01:02:05,469 Come on, are you coming? 694 01:02:11,869 --> 01:02:12,949 Here is the t-shirt... 695 01:02:12,949 --> 01:02:14,189 Thank you! 696 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:21,228 And there you have it, the pants... 697 01:02:22,668 --> 01:02:25,348 You have really nice breasts, you... I would love to have the same... 698 01:02:25,788 --> 01:02:27,748 Mine next door are Laurel and Hardy! 699 01:02:34,948 --> 01:02:36,588 Wow, that’s great! 700 01:02:36,588 --> 01:02:38,788 But no, it's not going at all, it's way too tight... 701 01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:41,508 It's very pretty, plus it sends you off direct guys to the crazy ones... 702 01:02:42,548 --> 01:02:44,148 So, were you raised in the woods? 703 01:02:45,068 --> 01:02:46,188 Come on, there you go! 704 01:02:58,468 --> 01:03:00,508 Well you see, it suits you like a pair of hands, your t-shirt! 705 01:03:00,588 --> 01:03:01,828 Hey, Catherine! 706 01:03:03,028 --> 01:03:03,988 Come, come! 707 01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:09,948 Okay then, I present to you Lulu, Robert and... Francine... 708 01:03:12,028 --> 01:03:15,388 Well, Lulu, what's happening to you? Go upstairs! 709 01:03:17,148 --> 01:03:19,588 Beware! It is the most hug from the whole gang! 710 01:03:46,227 --> 01:03:49,027 What is this outfit?! But you've lost your mind, La Francine! 711 01:03:49,027 --> 01:03:51,307 We see your tits like if you had your ass exposed! 712 01:03:52,587 --> 01:03:54,867 It was at the cemetery that you were taught all these bad manners? 713 01:03:54,867 --> 01:03:56,027 I'm talking to you! 714 01:03:56,307 --> 01:03:58,347 Oh, you're just a wanton! 715 01:03:59,827 --> 01:04:02,067 No, I didn't wash the floor! 716 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:05,507 And my change? 717 01:04:05,827 --> 01:04:06,907 Hold ! 718 01:04:24,826 --> 01:04:28,186 But you fell short to show like your ass to all passers-by! 719 01:04:28,186 --> 01:04:29,866 But I take a bath sun, it's not a crime... 720 01:04:30,466 --> 01:04:32,266 Anyone can arrive! 721 01:04:32,266 --> 01:04:35,386 So what? It's not disgusting! There are some who pay to see women undress! 722 01:04:35,466 --> 01:04:37,026 You still wouldn't want to that I get paid? 723 01:04:37,066 --> 01:04:40,546 But it doesn't happen, name of God, nom di Diou, from bourgandine! 724 01:04:40,706 --> 01:04:43,386 You would have been better off staying underground! 725 01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:48,266 It’s nice to hear that! It's been 24 hours since I'm alive and you already want me to die! 726 01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:59,626 I still have to teach you, before I die It's your turn, that I slept with Le Bombé! 727 01:05:00,946 --> 01:05:02,746 Did you sleep with Le Bomb? 728 01:05:02,746 --> 01:05:05,866 You're not amused, are you? Much less than me still see in my grave? 729 01:05:05,786 --> 01:05:07,706 Perfectly, I slept with Le Bombé! 730 01:05:07,706 --> 01:05:08,746 When, just now? 731 01:05:08,746 --> 01:05:11,066 But no, slipper, not just now, while you were a prisoner! 732 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:13,546 If you touch me, you're dead! 733 01:05:14,066 --> 01:05:15,186 I never knew... 734 01:05:15,226 --> 01:05:16,626 We weren't going to tell you... 735 01:05:16,586 --> 01:05:18,106 Why did you do it? 736 01:05:19,106 --> 01:05:20,266 I was bored... 737 01:05:22,346 --> 01:05:26,106 We were bored, and...you were so far away... 738 01:05:26,586 --> 01:05:27,946 It wasn't serious... 739 01:05:28,665 --> 01:05:31,185 But, ultimately, you were just a... 740 01:05:31,985 --> 01:05:34,785 Not even...I was just a single woman... 741 01:05:36,105 --> 01:05:37,145 Forgive me! 742 01:05:37,145 --> 01:05:38,145 No ! 743 01:05:39,385 --> 01:05:41,225 But that was 40 years ago! 744 01:05:41,225 --> 01:05:42,425 For me, it's brand new! 745 01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:45,705 I am told that I am a cuckold, and I have to take it well! 746 01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:48,065 But we're not cuckolds 40 years later! 747 01:05:48,905 --> 01:05:52,705 When you came back, it was over and I loved you like before... 748 01:05:53,665 --> 01:05:54,905 I swear to you! 749 01:05:54,905 --> 01:05:56,425 There's something to be said for bredin! 750 01:05:56,665 --> 01:05:57,505 Don't! 751 01:05:58,945 --> 01:06:00,225 Do you mind if I go out? 752 01:06:00,945 --> 01:06:01,905 Where are you going? 753 01:06:01,905 --> 01:06:03,425 At the ball, with Catherine La Mouette... 754 01:06:03,945 --> 01:06:05,065 The chtite The Seagull? 755 01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:07,265 Not as chtite as that...we have Both 20 years old! 756 01:06:07,265 --> 01:06:10,105 Ah, I'll never get used to it your sacred name of Diou for 20 years! 757 01:06:10,105 --> 01:06:12,345 Go dance, have fun, you will come back whenever you want! 758 01:06:12,785 --> 01:06:13,785 Thank you, Glaude! 759 01:06:14,825 --> 01:06:17,425 I am no longer your husband, nor your father, nor your grandfather... 760 01:06:17,745 --> 01:06:19,545 Yes, but you are very brave, my Glaude! 761 01:06:19,545 --> 01:06:20,545 I'm going! 762 01:07:00,864 --> 01:07:02,064 Hands up, Judas! 763 01:07:03,304 --> 01:07:04,664 Don't act stupid, what's wrong with you? 764 01:07:04,784 --> 01:07:06,544 He thinks I'm a cuckold! 765 01:07:07,104 --> 01:07:08,904 And by you, carrion! 766 01:07:11,744 --> 01:07:14,224 But how do you want to be cuckolded, since you don't have a wife?! 767 01:07:14,624 --> 01:07:19,384 I got one, and you got it for me arranged while I was a prisoner... 768 01:07:22,064 --> 01:07:25,224 It never existed, I swear on my mother’s head! 769 01:07:33,504 --> 01:07:35,424 That's for the wild boar... 770 01:07:36,383 --> 01:07:38,383 That's for the elephant... 771 01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:43,143 And now I'm going to make you pass the coffee maker through the wall! 772 01:07:43,143 --> 01:07:44,623 Glaude, you're right, Glaude! 773 01:07:46,143 --> 01:07:48,783 I arranged La Francine during that you weren't there... 774 01:07:50,623 --> 01:07:51,823 How did you do it? 775 01:07:52,863 --> 01:07:54,543 Well...like everyone else. 776 01:07:54,623 --> 01:07:57,703 I'm not asking you for details! How did it happen? 777 01:07:57,823 --> 01:07:59,343 Well...we were bored, so... 778 01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:03,383 I was bored...it was winter, you weren't there... 779 01:08:03,863 --> 01:08:07,263 I was cutting her wood...she gave me brought a bowl of soup... 780 01:08:08,023 --> 01:08:12,423 we chatted a little...we weren't old... so it came by itself... 781 01:08:13,303 --> 01:08:14,663 But we blamed each other, Le Glaude... 782 01:08:15,103 --> 01:08:16,143 And would you start again? 783 01:08:16,143 --> 01:08:17,703 Oh-oh...as long as it could! 784 01:08:19,303 --> 01:08:20,663 But with remorse everywhere... 785 01:08:22,023 --> 01:08:24,223 Ahh...you ruined some evenings for us... 786 01:08:24,223 --> 01:08:26,023 Excuse me!!! 787 01:08:27,183 --> 01:08:28,343 Shoot me, Le Glaude! 788 01:08:29,103 --> 01:08:32,023 Shoot me! I am not not worthy of your forgiveness! 789 01:08:32,303 --> 01:08:34,503 Shoot me, or I will hang me for good! 790 01:08:34,503 --> 01:08:36,183 And I'm not going to miss this time! 791 01:08:36,183 --> 01:08:38,143 Shoot me! I'm just trash... 792 01:08:38,663 --> 01:08:40,183 dog shit... 793 01:08:40,182 --> 01:08:42,702 We're not cuckolds 40 years later! 794 01:08:43,822 --> 01:08:44,702 Are we going to drink a "cannon"? 795 01:08:44,862 --> 01:08:45,982 We're going to drink a "cannon"! 796 01:08:54,262 --> 01:08:56,142 In any case... my Glaude... 797 01:08:56,702 --> 01:08:57,942 I'll tell you one thing... 798 01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:00,462 I have only ever seen one woman, and then it was yours... 799 01:09:50,621 --> 01:09:53,101 I'm leaving, my Glaude, but I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye... 800 01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:54,221 Are you leaving? 801 01:09:54,221 --> 01:09:55,221 In Paris. 802 01:09:55,221 --> 01:09:56,701 In Paris? You're not crazy! 803 01:09:57,181 --> 01:09:58,901 That's the only place we'll find work, with Robert... 804 01:10:00,501 --> 01:10:02,621 But do you at least know if he's a good boy? 805 01:10:06,141 --> 01:10:07,101 I'll see how it's used... 806 01:10:07,341 --> 01:10:09,181 If that's not wise, we would change... 807 01:10:10,221 --> 01:10:11,581 It doesn't bother you too much that I'm leaving? 808 01:10:12,461 --> 01:10:15,101 But, but...do what you want. 809 01:10:15,501 --> 01:10:17,861 Exactly...the ideas, we no longer have them even, we just argue... 810 01:10:17,861 --> 01:10:18,821 Don't you agree? 811 01:10:20,221 --> 01:10:22,541 I only loved you, La Francine... 812 01:10:22,941 --> 01:10:24,861 Same for me, Le Bombé, I didn't like him, you know? 813 01:10:25,101 --> 01:10:26,101 I know it now... 814 01:10:26,501 --> 01:10:29,181 You need to be completely happy! 815 01:10:31,541 --> 01:10:32,541 You don't blame me? 816 01:10:32,781 --> 01:10:35,181 Why do I blame you would like, my little girl? 817 01:10:36,261 --> 01:10:37,261 I have to kiss you, my Glaude... 818 01:10:37,501 --> 01:10:38,461 Oh, I smell wine, so... 819 01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:39,621 Don't talk nonsense! 820 01:10:43,101 --> 01:10:46,701 I wish you...all the happiness, my Francine... 821 01:10:47,821 --> 01:10:48,941 Me too, my Glaude... 822 01:11:28,060 --> 01:11:31,660 The Food, The Food... oh, but I wasn't expecting you! 823 01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:34,020 What is this? 824 01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:39,300 I had advancement... I'm more Oxian 2nd class, I am Oxian 1st class! 825 01:11:39,940 --> 01:11:41,020 And thanks to you, Le Glaude! 826 01:11:41,020 --> 01:11:41,820 Thanks to me? 827 01:11:41,820 --> 01:11:43,380 Yes, thanks to your soup! 828 01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:46,540 They gave me the saucer which takes 2 hours instead of 3! 829 01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:50,540 But I told you that you were showing rank, did I tell you?!! 830 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:55,980 And what were you missing than drinking the cannon, for their climb over the heads, to your 5 heads! 831 01:11:56,699 --> 01:11:57,619 If you have ambition... 832 01:11:57,619 --> 01:11:58,619 Oh no... 833 01:11:58,899 --> 01:12:01,019 If you have ambition...you will achieve it... 834 01:12:03,499 --> 01:12:06,619 With us, oils, they only drink wine... 835 01:12:06,619 --> 01:12:08,219 but not soldier's wine... 836 01:12:08,339 --> 01:12:10,459 corked wine, character... 837 01:12:10,979 --> 01:12:12,939 that we couldn't afford it, the rest of us... 838 01:12:13,179 --> 01:12:15,499 since we are the ones paying them! 839 01:12:15,939 --> 01:12:17,099 Come on, come on! 840 01:12:19,419 --> 01:12:23,539 Oh, say, my little guy, I would have done without it May you bring her back to life, my poor woman! 841 01:12:24,299 --> 01:12:27,939 It caused me a lot of trouble, and worse than that, misery! 842 01:12:28,339 --> 01:12:30,059 I couldn't guess, Le Glaude! 843 01:12:30,099 --> 01:12:31,419 Oh but, I don't blame you... 844 01:12:31,419 --> 01:12:34,059 if she is happy like that, I thanks anyway for her... 845 01:12:34,779 --> 01:12:38,179 My Glaude, I'll bring you back your golden louis! 846 01:12:38,419 --> 01:12:40,179 My old Food! 847 01:12:40,499 --> 01:12:41,379 My old Glaude! 848 01:13:02,298 --> 01:13:05,658 But there are millions... millions...BILLIONS!!! 849 01:13:05,658 --> 01:13:08,218 It's just 2 minutes of apprentice chemist job! 850 01:13:13,858 --> 01:13:14,978 Help me, help me... 851 01:13:30,098 --> 01:13:31,178 The Glaude! 852 01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:33,018 From analysis to analysis, 853 01:13:33,098 --> 01:13:37,138 we deduced that your soup is a soup called "pleasure"... 854 01:13:37,978 --> 01:13:39,258 Well, is she more poisoned?! 855 01:13:39,978 --> 01:13:41,778 We put the smile to the test... 856 01:13:42,138 --> 01:13:45,498 since he is the manifestation exterior of “pleasure”! 857 01:13:45,698 --> 01:13:48,738 This is a considerable event... a revolution!!! 858 01:13:49,498 --> 01:13:50,418 The Glaude! 859 01:13:51,618 --> 01:13:54,418 You absolutely have to come to us 860 01:13:54,698 --> 01:13:56,298 since you know how to plant cabbages 861 01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:57,618 Fashionable from home! 862 01:13:58,218 --> 01:13:59,098 He’s a Brelot! 863 01:14:00,258 --> 01:14:01,818 He’s a Brelot! He’s a Brelot! 864 01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:05,497 He’s a Brelot! He’s a Brelot! 865 01:14:05,617 --> 01:14:06,737 No, I'm not Brelot! 866 01:14:09,057 --> 01:14:15,017 Oxo is an oxygen planet, where you can live up to 200 years, without illness or infirmity! 867 01:14:15,497 --> 01:14:16,497 And when you're up there... 868 01:14:17,257 --> 01:14:21,177 you will have 130 years left to live, instead of 10, with lots of luck! 869 01:14:21,177 --> 01:14:22,977 He’s cute! 870 01:14:23,897 --> 01:14:27,257 But I don't want to live 130 years without pint, without tobacco... 871 01:14:27,337 --> 01:14:30,457 with a stone to eat at noon, and a capsule in the evening... 872 01:14:31,657 --> 01:14:38,297 I prefer to drag myself, from 5 to 10 years old, from my cellar, which is very fresh, to my garden, which is very beautiful! 873 01:14:58,617 --> 01:15:00,617 Oxo? Earth! Oxo? Earth! 874 01:15:01,457 --> 01:15:02,337 Earth! Oxo? 875 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:27,856 You got yelled at, huh?! 876 01:15:27,936 --> 01:15:34,656 No way ! A squadron of spaceships will deposit everything you have on Oxo need during your long life! 877 01:15:34,896 --> 01:15:39,296 Including tobacco and wine, guaranteed without flowers or deposit! 878 01:15:39,696 --> 01:15:42,896 I will never go to your town from my butt! Do you understand? There! 879 01:15:46,936 --> 01:15:48,536 If you think I'm going to leave my house... 880 01:15:48,976 --> 01:15:50,896 that I'm going to drop Le Bomb�, who is my best friend... 881 01:15:51,136 --> 01:15:54,256 it's that you're stupid to connect with Combine harvester twine! 882 01:15:56,296 --> 01:16:00,296 But Mr Ch�rasse can accompany you, since you can't reproduce! 883 01:16:02,136 --> 01:16:03,616 You're kidding me, right? 884 01:16:04,136 --> 01:16:07,136 And our cat, there, who is in the miseries of old age, 885 01:16:07,136 --> 01:16:10,216 I will let him die like this, there, all alone, without a little caress? 886 01:16:10,415 --> 01:16:11,455 Is he in danger of death? 887 01:16:11,455 --> 01:16:14,855 Perfectly! He is 13 years old, he is danger of not having 14! 888 01:16:16,095 --> 01:16:19,935 If I did that, I would never be able to shave again without spitting on me, in the ice! 889 01:16:19,935 --> 01:16:21,535 You can take it too! 890 01:16:22,095 --> 01:16:24,855 He will live to be 200 years old, like you and me... 891 01:16:24,855 --> 01:16:27,255 You are like good women, you always have the last word... 892 01:16:28,135 --> 01:16:30,055 You're constricting my arteries... 893 01:16:30,375 --> 01:16:32,455 We would have done better not to fart that evening, 894 01:16:32,495 --> 01:16:34,815 rather than lure you here, like a shit fly! 895 01:16:57,015 --> 01:16:59,655 Thinking about it, Le Glaude, what did you just say? 896 01:16:59,655 --> 01:17:00,655 Perfectly! 897 01:17:01,775 --> 01:17:04,735 You shouldn't, because, I like you, Le Glaude... 898 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:09,855 Even though I am criticized enough on Oxo, that it is bad luck to love people... 899 01:17:12,974 --> 01:17:14,534 They say that, your savages? 900 01:17:16,454 --> 01:17:19,214 Well, I like you too, La Denr�e! 901 01:17:19,814 --> 01:17:21,334 And I'm not ashamed of it! 902 01:17:22,134 --> 01:17:24,454 Is it true that you like me, Le Glaude? 903 01:17:24,694 --> 01:17:28,294 Yesssss, my old Denr����e! 904 01:17:28,414 --> 01:17:31,014 Ahhh...nom di Diou, nom di Diou... 905 01:17:31,334 --> 01:17:32,894 Pour me a “cannon”, Le Glaude! 906 01:17:32,974 --> 01:17:33,614 How ? 907 01:17:33,654 --> 01:17:36,614 Well, don't you understand? Pour me a “cannon”, name of God!!! 908 01:17:56,294 --> 01:18:03,254 Minute ! A “canon”, we must understand also that it's not just wine, but it’s friendship! 909 01:18:13,694 --> 01:18:14,694 Ahhh...nom di Diou! 910 01:18:31,573 --> 01:18:32,533 The Glaude!!!! 911 01:18:34,213 --> 01:18:37,653 At home, there are only Bredignots, in the government... 912 01:18:38,293 --> 01:18:40,813 and I'm going to replace them all mine alone... 913 01:18:41,173 --> 01:18:44,093 and drive them away with great blows of lattes in the onion! Do you hear? 914 01:18:44,213 --> 01:18:45,773 What do you think, Le Glaude? 915 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:50,893 I think that you are already quite round, and that it is necessary that You get back up there before it's too late! 916 01:18:51,453 --> 01:18:52,733 Come on... 917 01:18:54,493 --> 01:18:55,373 Your box! 918 01:18:56,093 --> 01:18:59,653 The Head Committee authorized me to leave it to you 919 01:18:59,773 --> 01:19:01,853 to be able to talk to you at any time... 920 01:19:02,893 --> 01:19:06,053 What...what do I do with it, I barely know how to wind a watch! 921 01:19:06,053 --> 01:19:07,373 You won't have to touch it... 922 01:19:08,053 --> 01:19:11,213 When we want to talk to each other, it will light up, that's all! 923 01:19:12,053 --> 01:19:14,133 But Le Bombé, when he goes see this machine, it will... 924 01:19:15,293 --> 01:19:17,373 He won't see the box... 925 01:19:18,533 --> 01:19:20,693 She will be invisible to him... 926 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:26,812 It is only connected to your personal waves, yours! 927 01:19:36,132 --> 01:19:37,292 A kiss, Le Glaude! 928 01:19:37,772 --> 01:19:40,252 Come on, goodbye...my old commodity... 929 01:19:59,812 --> 01:20:00,972 Here, there you go, Mr. Mayor! 930 01:20:02,892 --> 01:20:04,332 Ah, but children, I have news! 931 01:20:05,172 --> 01:20:07,092 Come...news...come! 932 01:20:08,892 --> 01:20:09,852 Ah, hello, Mr. Mayor! 933 01:20:10,132 --> 01:20:12,972 The prefecture has authorized major works for Les Gourdiflots! 934 01:20:13,012 --> 01:20:15,532 We are going to have our new city, our leisure park... 935 01:20:16,212 --> 01:20:17,612 The bulldozers attack tomorrow! 936 01:20:18,372 --> 01:20:22,772 Economic expansion, This is the wealth of the commune! 937 01:20:22,772 --> 01:20:24,092 Aim�e, pour everyone a drink! 938 01:20:29,211 --> 01:20:30,251 To your health! 939 01:21:32,290 --> 01:21:33,370 We can no longer hear each other talking! 940 01:21:39,730 --> 01:21:41,770 We're going to have a good bit of "perniflard"! 941 01:21:54,170 --> 01:21:56,050 Oh name of God! The mayor! 942 01:22:33,330 --> 01:22:34,690 Hello, Mr. Mayor... 943 01:22:34,969 --> 01:22:36,489 So... 944 01:22:37,409 --> 01:22:39,849 We didn't want to see the mayor, eh...? 945 01:22:41,089 --> 01:22:43,169 Ah, the loose ends... 946 01:22:44,489 --> 01:22:47,449 Ooooh...you don't bother, eh? 947 01:22:48,049 --> 01:22:51,089 Hands on the aperitif, then that it's not even noon...! 948 01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:55,769 So that’s what she goes through, retirement of old workers! 949 01:22:58,689 --> 01:22:59,889 Are you going to toast with us? 950 01:22:59,889 --> 01:23:01,009 Well, there's no refusal! 951 01:23:05,009 --> 01:23:10,129 That's not all, Mr. Mayor, what is it? who brings you, no trouble at least? 952 01:23:10,329 --> 01:23:12,609 Oh no, it would be the same rather good news! 953 01:23:13,129 --> 01:23:14,529 Wait!...wait! 954 01:23:15,329 --> 01:23:18,089 I have to explain to you the situation as it is! 955 01:23:21,049 --> 01:23:22,929 You may not know, you who are far from the village... 956 01:23:23,569 --> 01:23:27,289 but what the community needs, It’s an economic expansion! 957 01:23:28,329 --> 01:23:32,729 What is missing in all villages French...it's economic expansion! 958 01:23:33,129 --> 01:23:38,009 And what's more, an expansion economy that generates jobs! 959 01:23:38,768 --> 01:23:41,728 That's something that didn't exist not in your youth! 960 01:23:42,728 --> 01:23:47,288 My dear fellow citizens and friends, Listen to me carefully, and this concerns you... 961 01:23:47,728 --> 01:23:49,928 Do you know the “Les Gourdiflets” housing estates? 962 01:23:49,928 --> 01:23:51,448 Oh, we still have our ears full! 963 01:23:52,128 --> 01:23:54,968 Well, to follow up on these subdivisions, 964 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:57,608 we will create, here, at your home, 965 01:23:57,648 --> 01:23:59,408 a leisure park! 966 01:23:59,928 --> 01:24:03,968 Where there will be restaurants, refreshments, swings, everything you need for a laugh! 967 01:24:04,528 --> 01:24:06,248 You will have to pay for everything! 968 01:24:06,608 --> 01:24:10,088 It will all have to come out 2 minutes, wallets! 969 01:24:12,288 --> 01:24:15,368 In place of the Glaude cabin...a parking lot... 970 01:24:16,888 --> 01:24:18,528 ...4000 cars!! 971 01:24:20,448 --> 01:24:22,408 and instead of the Glaude field... 972 01:24:22,728 --> 01:24:26,128 10,000 deck chairs and intelligent music! 973 01:24:26,368 --> 01:24:29,208 And in place of my hut, what will there be? 974 01:24:31,088 --> 01:24:33,368 “Monkey Rock”!!! 975 01:24:35,928 --> 01:24:37,008 You have to get the hell out! 976 01:24:37,128 --> 01:24:39,288 Rabbit manure...gotta get the hell out! 977 01:24:40,288 --> 01:24:42,608 Ah, I warned them at the municipal council 978 01:24:42,607 --> 01:24:45,647 that you would annoy us, in the the only pleasure of annoying the world! 979 01:24:47,287 --> 01:24:50,407 If you were not old and sick, I will have you expropriated! 980 01:24:50,407 --> 01:24:52,807 But don't laugh too quickly, Ch�rasse and Ratinier... 981 01:24:53,487 --> 01:24:55,047 ...soon we will get there! 982 01:25:04,487 --> 01:25:09,727 Bulldozers and backhoes, that's good for you snoring in your ears, I guarantee it! 983 01:25:09,727 --> 01:25:10,727 Out ! 984 01:25:10,927 --> 01:25:14,927 Old debris...old bones! 985 01:25:16,607 --> 01:25:18,287 You will be happy on Sundays 986 01:25:18,767 --> 01:25:21,087 when people look at you through the fences 987 01:25:21,487 --> 01:25:25,847 and will throw peanuts at you for fun, you old rubbish! 988 01:26:18,246 --> 01:26:23,046 I told you, that I would die, old fossils... 989 01:26:23,766 --> 01:26:25,566 and when you are at the cemetery, 990 01:26:26,086 --> 01:26:28,526 the commune, rid of its dead weight 991 01:26:29,086 --> 01:26:34,966 will finally be able to open the wings to economic expansion!!! 992 01:26:35,806 --> 01:26:39,686 Old fossils! I'll make you die! 993 01:27:01,405 --> 01:27:04,245 The old fools! The old fools! The old fools! 994 01:27:06,605 --> 01:27:10,485 Oh no, no, no...I can't take it anymore...I can't take it anymore... 995 01:27:13,805 --> 01:27:16,725 But no, but no, but no... It's over, it's over, it's over... 996 01:27:18,045 --> 01:27:20,125 Wait...a shhh "cannon"! 997 01:27:20,245 --> 01:27:21,405 a bit "cannon"... 998 01:27:25,925 --> 01:27:29,205 Tell me, Cicisse, is that for you? would you like to live to be 200 years old? 999 01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:30,605 What is this bullshit... 1000 01:27:30,845 --> 01:27:32,445 No, I only ask you one thing, just one thing... 1001 01:27:32,685 --> 01:27:35,045 Would you like to live to be 200 years old? 1002 01:27:35,165 --> 01:27:36,285 Oh, not here anyway! 1003 01:27:36,485 --> 01:27:38,205 Well, that's not where that would happen. 1004 01:27:39,125 --> 01:27:42,445 It would be on the moon, that I pack it up right away! 1005 01:27:42,885 --> 01:27:46,605 There is only one thing that would bother me, my Glaude: it would be to leave you here to drink alone... 1006 01:27:47,285 --> 01:27:48,405 for 130 years! 1007 01:27:48,645 --> 01:27:51,885 We would leave together, and with the cat to boot! 1008 01:27:54,244 --> 01:27:56,084 Would he also live to be 200 years old? 1009 01:27:56,084 --> 01:27:57,564 Obviously, then, do you agree? 1010 01:27:58,964 --> 01:28:01,644 Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! My Gla! 1011 01:28:02,124 --> 01:28:03,964 Let's get out of here, Mon Gla! 1012 01:28:07,444 --> 01:28:08,604 Oxo? Earth! 1013 01:28:09,724 --> 01:28:10,884 Oxo? Earth! 1014 01:28:11,724 --> 01:28:13,324 OXO? THE EARTH! 1015 01:28:13,444 --> 01:28:14,604 Are you there, La Denr�e? 1016 01:28:15,004 --> 01:28:16,444 I'm here, Le Glaude! 1017 01:28:17,244 --> 01:28:19,324 Food, there's something new! 1018 01:28:20,004 --> 01:28:22,964 The Bomb� wants to leave, and the cat with it! 1019 01:28:23,244 --> 01:28:24,244 And you, Le Glaude? 1020 01:28:24,644 --> 01:28:28,044 Well, if the cat and Le Bomb� they go, I follow them, of course! 1021 01:28:28,084 --> 01:28:31,204 Finally, finally, you make me happy, Le Glaude! 1022 01:28:31,204 --> 01:28:32,684 The Bomb is here, you have to talk to him! 1023 01:28:33,204 --> 01:28:37,284 So, tamper with your waves to so he can hear you and see the box! 1024 01:28:37,804 --> 01:28:39,684 I'll call him in 2 minutes! 1025 01:28:39,684 --> 01:28:41,644 Okay, I'll get it! 1026 01:28:55,924 --> 01:28:58,484 Sit there, it will save you to fall on your ass on the ground! 1027 01:29:03,643 --> 01:29:07,163 Look at ! 1028 01:29:11,163 --> 01:29:12,843 I don't see anything... 1029 01:29:12,923 --> 01:29:13,803 I hear nothing... 1030 01:29:13,883 --> 01:29:15,123 Shut up! Don't bother the airwaves! 1031 01:29:15,123 --> 01:29:16,123 Look at ! 1032 01:29:19,083 --> 01:29:20,243 Mr Ch�rasse... 1033 01:29:22,243 --> 01:29:23,203 Mr Ch�rasse... 1034 01:29:24,523 --> 01:29:25,763 Oxo! Earth? 1035 01:29:26,563 --> 01:29:27,643 Oxo! Earth? 1036 01:29:28,243 --> 01:29:31,203 This is La Denr�e...are you there, Mr Ch�rasse? 1037 01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:32,403 But say yes, damn it! 1038 01:29:34,243 --> 01:29:35,563 Well yes, it's me... 1039 01:29:36,003 --> 01:29:37,803 Don't be afraid, Mr Ch�rasse! 1040 01:29:38,643 --> 01:29:39,523 I'm not afraid... 1041 01:29:40,723 --> 01:29:43,603 Do you want to live 200 years, Mr. Ch�rasse? 1042 01:29:45,043 --> 01:29:46,563 If it was an effect of your kindness... 1043 01:29:47,683 --> 01:29:52,043 Ahhh, I'm so happy, Mr Ch�rasse, your decision! 1044 01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:53,563 Happy...happy! 1045 01:29:54,483 --> 01:29:57,323 I will come this evening at midnight for your departure... 1046 01:29:58,083 --> 01:30:01,203 The Glaude! You will introduce me to Mr Ch�rasse! 1047 01:30:01,203 --> 01:30:02,203 Yes ! 1048 01:30:03,842 --> 01:30:04,842 Will there be soup? 1049 01:30:05,522 --> 01:30:06,642 We'll make some! 1050 01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:08,642 Will there be a hot drink to drink? 1051 01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:10,562 There will even be two! 1052 01:30:12,162 --> 01:30:14,322 See you later, Mr Ch�rasse! 1053 01:30:18,442 --> 01:30:19,242 And there you have it! 1054 01:30:20,602 --> 01:30:23,242 What do you say, old nut? 1055 01:30:24,402 --> 01:30:25,562 I say... 1056 01:30:25,922 --> 01:30:26,682 I say... 1057 01:30:26,682 --> 01:30:28,082 that if I don't drink a cannon right away... 1058 01:30:29,362 --> 01:30:30,682 I'm going to feel bad! 1059 01:30:38,562 --> 01:30:39,562 I'm going to the post office! 1060 01:30:41,162 --> 01:30:42,202 You're going to come back, right? 1061 01:30:42,482 --> 01:30:43,322 You're not going to leave me alone... 1062 01:30:43,602 --> 01:30:44,322 In a minute! 1063 01:31:02,682 --> 01:31:05,602 Madam......a recommended...... 1064 01:31:50,761 --> 01:31:51,721 Francine! 1065 01:31:55,481 --> 01:31:57,561 There is a registered letter that has arrived for you, I signed in your place... 1066 01:31:57,561 --> 01:31:58,961 So, go put it away and come back quickly! 1067 01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:31,840 My dear Francine, I am going on a trip that it would take too long to explain... 1068 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,880 Here's 3.4 cents I'm sending you... 1069 01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:38,120 since where I'm going, we don't need it... 1070 01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:39,680 which is not your case... 1071 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:43,960 Put it in the savings bank where they will make little... 1072 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:46,680 Don't show them to your motorcyclist... 1073 01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:50,880 it's not because you know me, that you know men... 1074 01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:58,000 You must be wary of it like cholera, they're all liars, thieves and co... 1075 01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:01,920 I kiss you well and say it again... 1076 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:05,480 ...to be happy! Your old Glaude. 1077 01:33:41,039 --> 01:33:42,199 I present to you... 1078 01:33:42,239 --> 01:33:43,399 Mr La Denr�e... 1079 01:33:43,919 --> 01:33:45,119 ...Mr Ch�rasse... 1080 01:33:46,639 --> 01:33:47,799 Come on, get in!